Tell Me a Secret: So...

Sunday, July 10, 2005


I was sleeping, relaxfuly (is there such a word?) in my bed in Amman, when mUm woke me up and told me that someone broke into our house in Baghdad.
I wanted to go back to Baghdad as soon as possible, so I thought that this would be the best God-given excuse. Conveniently, dad came just minutes after, and told me the story again, and asked me: would you like to go to Baghdad? I am sending water treatment equipment to Baghdad today, the car leaves soon, do you want to be in it? Few hours later, I was being shipped, with the rest of the goods, to Baghdad:)
when I arrived I found that the thieves, broke the metal window that protects the main window in the front of the house, and then broke the glass and got into the house, they stole my gun (which you all know cause I told you the story about me buying it, remember?) and the family AK, and also the satellite receiver, and they couldn’t take anything bigger than that, in size, cause they wouldn’t be able to take it out of the hole they made in the metal window, they made a big mess searching everywhere for hidden money, or gold (two things people usually keep in their houses, women keep gold, and men keep money cause people don’t trust banks that much, and its not that easy to deal with them too) but they didn’t find any.
They wanted to steal my two computers but they couldn’t they are much bigger than the hole, so instead, impressively, they opened them and took only the important parts from inside them! Now ladies and gentlemen, isn’t that cute? :)
Well educated thieves! Yes, they don’t exist in the government only now, but also in the streets, who said there was any lack of creativity in Iraq?
I thought at first that they only broke the computers because they thought they were boxes that we hide gold in them!!
A common mistake: do not underestimate your enemy.
Anyways, because the window was broken, and there was a sand storm after that, you can imagine how the house looked like, actually you cant, horrible doesn't describe it, un-inhabit-able is the word, it took the efforts of two persons for many hours, to clean it up, and fix the mess.
The very most important part is that, they brought kabab with them, from the nearby restaurant, ate it in the sitting room, and left some for me!
Lack of creativity? Shut up!
They made themselves so comfortable, good for them :)
Anyways, after cleaning it took few more hours to set things straight again, I changed all the locks (that would be a total of 12 locks, don’t stare, its how it work in Iraq.)
I borrowed a computer from dad's office (come on, I companied the boring filters for 12 hours, don’t I deserve this? Well there was the driver that’s right, but he didn’t talk much more than the filters) and I installed a dial up modem and brought it home, and ladies and gentlemen, yes yes yes, I am back online!
Thank you thank you for the applause, let's finish what we were talking about.
SO… The first thing I ever met when I reached Iraq, at the very beginning of the borders, and even before you reach the very first check point or human being, was….guess what?
Yes you are right! The barriers!!!
"ALREADY?" I shouted, inside my mind.
And then after finishing allllllll the legal papers concerning me, the driver, the car and the goods, we reached the American checkpoint in the boarders, three very young, nice, over friendly looking –to a goofy point- American soldiers, they didn’t know that I speak English, one told the other: "Whats these things in the car?"
Then the driver gave him the receipts of the filters, they were in Arabic, but the header said
"--------- for water treatment and environmental-----"
so the first one said
"ahhh.. Water treatment and environment… like this makes them more understandable"
I smiled inside my mind, and kept looking at them.
They sounded nice and funny; I would have stopped and chatted with them if they weren’t wearing the uniform.
Nock nock nock, the third soldier knocked on the closed window form my side
"What's this in the back?" He asked.
"Water treatment equipment, filters" I answered "
ohhh!...ok.. I was just curious!"
"Where is your passport?" the first one asked I gave it to him.
"ohhh.. You look...ehh...Well…you gained some weight! "
It was a goofy attempt to open a friendly talk, or to break the ice, but it was sincere, I felt. I laughed…inside my mind again, but smiled to him.
I don’t wanna hear the pick up lines that he comes up with the moment he sees a girl, I am thinking, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was single.
Ok, buh buy! Or was it take care? I don’t remember, they said, and we moved on…. Those guys should be having fun, somewhere back home, instead of sitting hear in the borders, which means middle of the desert, in this summer.
The other soldier I talked to lately was in the airport, when I left, he was a black young man, and he asked the driver
"who are you?"
"I am the driver "the driver answered.
"ohhh..driver! Driver ohh driver, oh driver "he started to sing, and dance!
I was like: ^_^
It's fascinating, and simple enough, to learn how similar we, human beings are.
People everywhere, I wish you a great summer!
Ps: well that’s only if it was summer where you are, if not, well, ehh, go work, what are you doing wasting your time here?


Blogger Khalid said...

the post and the comments were deleted and i hadt o post it all over, took sometime to arange it the way it was again.
anyways, i am reading the comments on this post, if you care to know:)
while with other posts i usually read only the names of the people that write comments, and the beginning of each comment to make sure its not spam, sometimes when i have time, rarely though, i read the comments.
have fun:*)

7/10/2005 06:03:00 AM  
Blogger Angie said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/10/2005 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

Them who?

7/10/2005 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Angie said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/10/2005 11:50:00 PM  
Blogger Dancewater said...


I got to meet your mom, and I liked her. I wish I could have spent more time with her.

I hope you post more often!

7/11/2005 03:16:00 AM  
Blogger richsanter said...


That was a great post, thanks, Khalid. I owe you a letter ;)

7/11/2005 05:56:00 AM  
Blogger richsanter said...

PS - You handled that pretty well. If it were me I'd be tearing my hair out and swearing eternal vengeance on the thieves ...

7/11/2005 05:58:00 AM  
Blogger Khalid said...

hehehe, thats only because of the Italian part of you Bruno:))

S, mom was very happy to meet you, she told me about it:)

thank you very much, please feel free to link to my blog and even use any parts of the contents in your blog:)

Khalid, stop whining and go do soemthing good for your country and yourself.

oh and, i will try to write more often:)

7/11/2005 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger Ninnevah said...

welcome back online

7/11/2005 02:07:00 PM  
Blogger Jumpin' on the Bandwagon said...

Good to see that you can post again! Please keep it up, it is always interesting.

7/11/2005 09:11:00 PM  
Blogger cile said...

applause! ;)

7/12/2005 07:14:00 AM  
Blogger poke said...

Thanks Khalid, that was a good read. I particularly smiled at the reference to the "family AK"...

Looking forward to the next post :)

7/13/2005 03:50:00 AM  
Blogger أبو سنان said...

Nice blog Khalid. I talked to your mom via e-mail a few times. I am an American male convert to Islam married to a Saudi citizen. Hope to read more from you here.

7/13/2005 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/13/2005 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


can you say wo..wol...wolf? :)

7/13/2005 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yimta tarja'? wa law tarid tarja' ma' taqdar, eh? fi awwal waqt insha'allah! ana min zaman ma shifetek, allah ma3ek ya Khalid

7/14/2005 04:59:00 AM  
Blogger olivebranch said...

Khalid, since you wrote this blog it seems you have been taken by the government... I don't know if you will get the chance too read, but I have posted on my blog & the YSAW blog what has happened... I hope you are O.K, and I figure this and raed's blog will be the first thing you look at if you get the chance......

HELP Khalid@!


7/14/2005 07:57:00 AM  
Blogger Ninnevah said...

so thats why ur not writing here...well, alhamdulilah..and you are in our prayers

7/14/2005 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Khalid

Interesting story. Why are you so scarce and Im not talking about the blogspot. Ive decided to ask your mom to write for me from now on. You are too ...

With affection from Cape Town

7/14/2005 12:08:00 PM  
Blogger richsanter said...

I heard the news on Raed's site. I'm holding thumbs for you.

7/14/2005 12:42:00 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

So I guess that my assertion that they were not just local misfits that broke in and took hard drives was probably true. Too bad Khalid did not take my comments more seriously, well too bad for him. If of course this story is even true.

7/14/2005 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ibn Battutah,

Hey, where have you been, Big Fella?

Stop by sometime. Let's talk.


7/14/2005 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Iraqi Intelligence police happen by this blog, they should know:



7/14/2005 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Glad you are safe.

Keep safe!!


7/14/2005 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm praying for your release Khalid, I hope we'll hear good news from you. Allah ysa3ed il 3ira8eyeen shlon 3aisheen hichi 7ayat 7a8eera :(

7/14/2005 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am praying for you Khaled

7/15/2005 04:14:00 AM  
Blogger richsanter said...

Something smells.

Oh, it's just Jeffrey.

One would think that after the smashing that Ibn has already dealt to him he would keep his mouth shut, but no, he is a glutton for punishment ...

7/15/2005 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's rather tragic, after reading such an upbeat entry (even in the face of dealing with a major home theft) to hear that fate would deal Khalid another bad hand.

I can only hope you are released and released soon and that your ordeal will not have been as painful as many others who have been taken into custody.

7/15/2005 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hope you are released very soon
i am praying for you khalid

7/15/2005 03:20:00 PM  
Blogger olivebranch said...

thanks for caring everyone, its good to know that there are many of us watching. Relay this through your blogs, and to everyone you know with media connections.

It is time for bloggers to FREE KHALID.

7/15/2005 03:21:00 PM  
Blogger Abu Yusef said...

Thieves... well I guess it is too late to catch them now.

Good luck....

I hear you are still alive and kicking according to your brother... good luck...

Abu Yusef

7/15/2005 03:53:00 PM  
Blogger Nur-al-Cubicle said...

Khaled will be released, inshallah!

7/15/2005 11:39:00 PM  
Blogger Trevor said...

Good to see you are human too. It was never in doubt.

Hopefully, you realize those of us who wear the American uniform try just as hard as anyone else to be decent human beings, for the most part.

I hope Iraq will be free and that your future is bright, and that you achieve your dreams in life, if they are good ones.

7/16/2005 12:18:00 AM  
Blogger K said...

Thank G-d you're safe, Khalid... but I hope inshallah you are released soon. Post as soon as you can so we know you're ok.

7/16/2005 06:07:00 AM  
Blogger Rosemary Welch said...

I am outraged! There is freedom of speech, and if there isn't--there doggone sure ought to be. This is part of freedom. I shall be writing about your unlawful imprisonment. I will also pray for you. Hang in there. We know what is happening, and it will not stand. May His Peace be with you.

7/16/2005 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your imprisonment is a disgrace to humanity. Those who took you should feel shame for what they are doing to an obviously peaceful and decent person. I'll be thinking about you and be watching the Iraqi government until your release.

Peace from Britain

7/16/2005 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Khalid and everyone: as suggested by Juan Cole, I have e-mailed the Iraqi Ambassador to Washington (see below). Can I suggest that you might do the same.

Your Excellency

Please either charge or release Khalid Jarrar. If you merely detain him, without charge, without access to legal representation or the Red Crescent, then - with respect - you sink to the level of the US occupiers of Iraq. You just give them comfort - make them think that they can continue to violate the sanctity of the lives of Iraqis, because they can point at the actions of the Iraqi secret service and say, "We're not doing anything the Iraqis themselves are not doing."

I am copying this e-mail to as many of your fellow countrymen - Iraqis - as I can to let them know that I utterly deplore this rogue behaviour by your security personnel. I will not stand by, silent, while the secret service police of any country perpetrate human rights abuses upon their fellow nationals. This sort of thing alienates the true friends of Iraq, and it seems to me that just now Iraq needs all her real friends.

Yours faithfully
*my full name*
London, UK



Rachel, a Brit in London

7/16/2005 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Khalid, we are all hoping you will be released unharmed. Yes, many in the world are watching.
Lot of affection to you from Australia.

7/16/2005 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I hope that you have already been released as I write this. If not, then soon. I signed the petition, which is now online at:

7/16/2005 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this the democracy we were supposed to be bringing to Iraq?

In which the government can sieze people who offer the mildest criticism of it or occupying forces?

We will try to raise a stink in the US about this. It won't be easy our communications and news are controlled more and more all the time. (Hell, we tried for nearly a year to stop the invasion.) If anyone anywhere needs revenge on us, don't worry, we are taking in on ourselves by losing our democracy to the Bush Regime.

I see nothing in Khalid's blog that indicates he is, in any way a threat.

Take heart we might be able to help. Unless Khalid is hiding a sea of oil under him he's not as important to the regime in Washington as the invasion was.

7/16/2005 04:37:00 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

"Is this the democracy we were supposed to be bringing to Iraq?"

No! This is the war! Iraqis will have a chance to build a democracy if we win the war. If we were to lose there would surly be no chance for the Iraqis to bring democracy to their state.
This is all really simple, I don't understand why people have such a problem understanding the basics.

7/16/2005 05:16:00 PM  
Blogger CSH said...

Khalid is a shining example of all that is best in the youth of Iraq, honest, truthful, direct, hopeful. A young man who believes in peaceful resolution, You are always in my prayers. God keep you.

7/16/2005 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do not despair. The world knows of the despicable behavior of the Iraqi government in arresting you and signaling that it will not tolerate the slighest hint of dissent.

7/16/2005 06:54:00 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

Hey I just noticed that Juan Cole has removed his comments about khalid from his blog. Anyone know why? Are the rats jumping ship? Is there any news at all?
Something tells me this story is developing... stay tuned for bad news.

7/16/2005 07:26:00 PM  
Blogger BrStarr said...

I have been inspired to start an Eblog by this (I had blog that was trying to stop the invasion I created myself for a year and a half until a virus corrupted my programs and have been helping at a news forum since. I'm not a newbie in any respect) and I have instructions on how to easily contact your Congressional Representatives at And a link to Juan Cole's site that shows other places to contact.

More help? Start sending Letters to Editors. Tell people about this in popular forums and other blog's comments sections.

Iraqis know best what they can do.

From the UK? I'm betting that contacting your Parliamentary representative and news sources would be helpful too. (Did I even spell that correctly?) Can I call them MPs That would be so much easier.

Lets really act and see just what we can do to help.

7/16/2005 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The U.S. tries to jail those who disagree, we must not let the U.S. continue to jail the critics!


7/16/2005 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Jarrar family is asking that this be kept quite for now. They are working with the authorities to get Khalid either charged or released. They will let us know when to do something and when to do it.

Keep in mind that Khalid was detained by the secret service, which is supposedly under the CIA, but there are insurgents infiltrated in every department in Iraq by now.

I think Khalid is going to be fine.

7/16/2005 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

From the link on BrStarr site:

404 Error -- File Not Found
The page you are looking for ( is not here.

Now tell me something don't smell..
Oh and by the way thanks, I was looking for that URL

7/16/2005 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That should be "quiet" not "quite"

and the Jarrars will let us know "what to do" (if anything)- at the right time.

7/16/2005 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My understanding is that the Jarrars are worried that if Khalid gets too much attention from Americans, the insurgents may get to him. They are expecting him to be released soon.

7/16/2005 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he was detained due to the new "tips line" that went into effect in April. story by another Iraqi blogger here:

Scroll down to the June 24 entry.

7/16/2005 08:58:00 PM  
Blogger madtom said...

Funny how they fear the glorious foreign resistance more than the CIA.. Should tell you something.. hint hint..knock knock anybody home?

7/16/2005 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The only thing that smells around here is a washed-out Cuban exile who mopes around the U.S. thinking that braying like a donkey with the war crowd will make him look like a model citizen.

Juan Cole deleted his post re: Khalid because he had, incorrectly, posted that Riverbend was the source of the story breaking and because it was pointed out to him this was an error and that the advice he had posted re: e-mailing the consul had been made redundant by virtue of the fact the address in-box was full and not accepting further messages.

The next time the fillings in your teeth start humming and relaying you messages from some far distant galaxy, try to ignore them.

7/17/2005 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

"Juan Cole deleted his post re: Khalid because he had, incorrectly, posted that Riverbend was the source of the story breaking "

Maybe he read that on my blog? But you would have to be stupid to think that is the reason he deleted the whole post, a simple correction would do. And it kind of makes you wonder just how he vets information that he post. A simple reading of river would have told him all he needed to know.

7/17/2005 01:55:00 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/17/2005 02:12:00 AM  
Blogger CSH said...

Please wait until Faiza or Raed say its alright to continue. They are working on his release. If we rock the boat they may not let him go.

7/17/2005 03:14:00 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

Well if everything we are hearing that the family wanted to keep a low profile so they could work behind the scenes to secure Khalids release is true, well then his brother Raed is doing the exact opposite. From the look of it he's stroking the fires to get a bigger flame. They clain to be afraid of the US and it's Iraqi puppets, yet he has no problem posting this. Makes you wonder, maybe he's ready to sacrafice his own brother to his "resistance" masters.

Read in the Middle

7/17/2005 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/17/2005 04:16:00 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

Well if everything we are hearing that the family wanted to keep a low profile so they could work behind the scenes to secure Khalids release is true, well then his brother Raed is doing the exact opposite. From the look of it he's stroking the fires to get a bigger flame. They clain to be afraid of the US and it's Iraqi puppets, yet he has no problem posting this. Makes you wonder, maybe he's ready to sacrafice his own brother to his "resistance" masters.

Read in the Middle

reposted to bypass that big spam.. someone is worried

7/17/2005 04:40:00 AM  
Blogger pietro said...

Freedom of speech is someting we wanted for Iraqi's too? Praying you are well and tour people will find peace.
Good luck khalid

7/17/2005 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People, don't publish books in here.. Just becasue the host isn't here, you can't mess up his house!

Khalid, I'm crossing my fingers for you.. All the time.

7/17/2005 07:33:00 PM  
Blogger Dancewater said...


I think they are less afraid of the US government and more afraid of the insurgents, who may take note that Khalid is well liked in America, and try to harm him or his family. Just my guess, but Iraq is a dangerous place right now. There are likely moles in the Iraqi secret service, like there is everywhere else.

Khalid, I am praying for you and your family all the time. I hope you are all back together and safe soon.

7/18/2005 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

someone took my nice and peaceful friend khalid away :(

shame on you ... the world is watching!


7/18/2005 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger madtom said...

"I think they are less afraid of the US government and more afraid of the insurgents"

The reasons are basically irrelevant, the fact remains that while they publicly worship at the alter of anti-Americanism for the benefit of all thier anti-American supporters, they apparently understand all too well who the enemy of civilization really is. They seem to have a better understanding of this than most of their world wide supporters who think that America is the root of all evil.
People out there better wake up, hiding under your beds will not save you when this enemy comes looking for you. You might be at the office or driving your car to the filling station, of maybe enjoying a nice quiet meal with your family. The enemy wont care, they will destroy you and your family just to install fear and to promote their sick ideology.
In this war you have to take a side, standing idly by on the sidelines will only make you an easier target.
Just look at the actions of Raed, he seems ready to sacrifice his own brother for the greater good of the "Glorious Foreign Resistance".

7/18/2005 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

madtom, please shut up. Thank you.

7/18/2005 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Khalid is one of the kindest, most gentle and witty people.

This is all some terrible mistake.

He exemplifies everything that is admirable about the Iraqi people. He taught me a lot about generousity of spirit and it is unbearable to me that he isn't able to share that gift with us now.

Please Free Khalid!

7/18/2005 05:49:00 PM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/18/2005 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/18/2005 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

erm, i dont think that is Khalid who posted, just click on the name and it doesnt lead to his profile, it leads to another with the same name, but it has nothing on it, and the only blog listed in that profile, is one that is called "hi" and does not even exist.
I dont believe he would post in the comments section, he would post on the actual blog.
the post is false i am sure.
see for yourself, click on the name

7/18/2005 10:33:00 PM  
Blogger Raed Jarrar said...

khalid is still in jail.
I'll update my site in case he was freed.

7/18/2005 11:14:00 PM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/19/2005 02:15:00 AM  
Blogger olivebranch said...

Whatever dickhead is posting as Khalid Jarrar - he is fake. Look at his writting for a start, barely any grammer, no knowledge of the english language. He is making out he is "anti-sunni" when he is a sunni.

This is a fake. Look at the profile. IGNORE ALL POSTS MADE AS "Khalid Jarrar" because KHALID on posts as KHALID.


7/19/2005 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/19/2005 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't beleive some immature people in here make dirty jokes about someone who we don't know his whereabouts are and may be in jail.


7/19/2005 07:31:00 PM  
Blogger dshhgsdhsdh said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/19/2005 09:43:00 PM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

I just wanted to let everyone know that i am feeling fine. Emigre from Iraq Blog Count gave me a blowjob, so that was nice. she is such a kind whore. my mother also put on a strap-on dildo and fucked my brother Raed in the ass in front of me, so that cheered me up too. i've also converted to judaism. i hate all muslims now. after the terrorists tortured me i realized how much islam is a sick and evil religion.

7/20/2005 02:16:00 AM  
Blogger Emigre said...

i wanted to promote my new blog here. hope everyone comments and enjoys it. im hoping to have my first real post up tomorrow.

7/20/2005 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fake khalid who posted here is just another american loser who tries to hide this fact by spitting out indifference and hatred. He has no tact, no style, no social or emotional intelligence.

Everyone who knows the real Khalid Jarrar a little bit sees the difference between the two persons. Khalid is a very nice, friendly, polite person who cares for other people and shows interest in their well being. His psychological profile doesn't match the profile of a man who is so absorbed by political issues or hatred, that he throws bombs or chops up heads.

The posts of the fake khalid matches the profile of a man full of indifference, a man of shocking and pathetic lack on tact, taboes and social competency, a man who doesn't mind to endanger the health and the life of a whole familie in baghdad, just because he feels guilty for what his nation did in the past centuries to the world, a man who feels deeply disappointed and guilty for the actions of his own government and who tries to hide his unbeareble guilt behind a smoke curtain of accusations against the victims of those actions, a man like jeffery. Jeffery, the mud slinger who acts under the motto 'if i slinger enough mud against a person some will stick to them and makes them a dirty person'. Jeffery, who is guilty of slander, lies and endangering a family who lives in a warzone, jeffery who I would have blocked since a long time from my blog because he is a persona non grata and a liar, jeffery whom I would have sued a long time ago for those reason, jeffery in one of his manialcal phases. Jeffery, the bipolar loser with Attention Deficit Disorder. Raed, block this guy and sue him for slander and hatred speech. Sue him with the reasoning that his slander is the reason for the detention of your brother and that he endangers the lifes of all your family members with his slander and lies. The momentary government of iraq is not one that guaranties justice for the iraqis, iraq is ruled by arbitrariness right now, the picture in your last post says it all. I wouldnt allow jeffery what he is doing if I would live in a country like that, block him, sue him!

And a question for those who arrested Khalid, you experts realy think someone who IS keen of pepsi would belong to al qaida? *g* Come on guys, you can do better than this, huh?

My prayers go to Khalid,the nice guy, the peaceful guy and to his family and to all who are hit by unjustice and "american freedom".


7/20/2005 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/20/2005 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

listen, who ever you are you are not funny you are stupid.
please GO AWAY, in fact why dont you go post on my blog, then i can delete your comments!

7/20/2005 04:10:00 PM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/20/2005 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

some advice, get a life, go out and do something, like a job, do something good instead of writing abusive comments.

7/20/2005 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


*Ghost taps out a military tattoo on his kettle-drum*


7/20/2005 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ACT I SCENE IV The platform.


RAED -- The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold.

NIKI -- It is a nipping and an eager air.

RAED -- What hour now?

NIKI -- I think it lacks of twelve.

RAED -- No, it is struck.

NIKI -- Indeed?

I heard it not: then it draws near the season

Wherein the spirit held his wont to walk.

A flourish of trumpets, and ordnance shot off, within

What does this mean, my lord?

RAED -- JEFFREY doth wake to-night and takes his rouse,

Keeps wassail, and the swaggering up-spring reels;

And, as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,

The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray out

The triumph of his pledge.

NIKI -- Is it a custom?

RAED -- Ay, marry, is't:


7/20/2005 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raed and Niki,


I want to part of your ANTI-group!

Don't shut me out!

Look, I'll join you!

Yaaaah, Dubya is a CLOWN!

Yaaaaah, Roomsfield is the REAL TERRORIST.

Please, I wanna be COOL like you guys!


7/20/2005 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Listen, I can do it too.

Dubya can't even SPELL "WMD" much less find them in Iraq!

How's that?

Please, in high school I was never in the cool-kid's group, but now I want to change that.

Bushitler is a Imperialist!

Do you like that, Raed?

American Zionazis are responsible for Ganji's situation!

Niki, can I be part of your group now?


7/20/2005 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/20/2005 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Raed,

I wan 2 b like u

how r u?


Whatever you want, I'll do.

Suicide belt?



7/20/2005 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's talk reality. No invasion and Saddam would still be in power and trying to decide if Uday or Qusay should take over Papa Saddam's position.

Unfortunately for your average Iraqi, it would NOT be an academic question if the Coaliton forces had not invaded and toppled Saddam.

So, who would it be? Uday or Qusay?

I would vote for Uday. I think he was impotent and pretty reckless, so I think the real Iraqi resistance could have assassinated him easier than Qusay. Maybe an Iraqi prostitute could have worn a suicide belt and when Uday picked her up to rape her she could have pulled the cord and blew Uday into a thousand pieces.

Raed, how does that sound? We might agree on this one.


7/20/2005 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


*sound of kettle-drum in the distance*


7/20/2005 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/20/2005 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/20/2005 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are an idiot

7/20/2005 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeffrey = fake khalid
just read his crap, has a lot of similarities to
the fake khalid's crap.
shut the fuck up jeffrey

7/20/2005 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



7/20/2005 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



7/20/2005 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/20/2005 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger khalid jarrar said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/20/2005 11:57:00 PM  
Blogger emigre said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/21/2005 12:09:00 AM  
Blogger emigre said...

Jeffrey, balance yourself out.

Quick, somebody come and clean up the mess that Jeffrey has made, he thinks he is Shakespear. What can we do to help him before he does something injurious to himself?

(And dressing up in everyone else's outfit is just plain queer. Whoever is doing that.)

7/21/2005 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeffrey = fake khalid
just read his crap, has a lot of similarities to
the fake khalid's crap.
shut the fuck up jeffrey


Do I hear a MOUSE?!


7/21/2005 02:04:00 AM  
Blogger emigre said...


I think that somebody should tell Jeffrey soon that Mister Ghost has infiltrated his blog.

It is just too mean, what you are doing everyone. Somebody will get hurt.

This is no time for fun and games. There is serious work to be done. Play-time is over.

7/21/2005 02:29:00 AM  
Blogger richsanter said...

Jeffrey, tu sei una vera faccia da culo, lo sai? Fatti una sega da un altra parte.

7/21/2005 05:15:00 AM  
Blogger richsanter said...

hey everybody its me your favorite useless troll. god im fucking pathetic i if only i could get laid, then i wouldnt have so much time on my hands. well actually its mostly my dick in my hands but u all know what i mean.

can anybody out there help me get laid? just ignore the hunch and the hemarroids and oh yeah ill even put a bag over my head so that u dont have to see my god awful face.

actually the story of the hemarroids is quite funny. ok its not funny but ill tell yall anyway like the ball of wank that i am. see i was so desperate to get laid that i went to the local gay pickup and got shafted by a big greasy guy called bubba.

since then ive got hemarroids. anyway now im all confuzed because i never used to like men but now i had gay sex and i keep fantasizing about raeds family and dildos and shit. am i gay? perhaps i am because all i can seem to do is make references to this subject.

anyway i wont waste anymore of your time with my ramblings and multiple personality disorder im actually fuckin ashamed of the way ive trolled khalids blog but at least this way people pay attention to me. ive even managed to become buddies with that jeffrey dude and he is also into anal sex judging by his numerous posts on saddam and the jarrar family.

hey jeffrey maybe we can meet up some time and u can meet my little friend. ok its very little but well do our best. you can be romeo and ill be your mercutio. we can even get costumes and shit. hot huh?


7/21/2005 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pray for you to be freed soon and that too umharmed may god bless you and your country.

7/21/2005 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


monica, do you mean unarmed?

7/23/2005 12:40:00 AM  
Blogger Jeffrey said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/23/2005 01:03:00 AM  
Blogger Jeffrey said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/23/2005 01:05:00 AM  
Blogger The Un-Apologetic Atheist said...

From the United States: Khalid, you are not forgotten here. I am sorry if my people have in any way contributed to the pain you are experiencing now, and hope that the world regains a bit of sanity before too many lives are ruined.

7/23/2005 01:41:00 AM  
Blogger Joseph Sophie said...


You and your family have been on my mind every day since I saw the story on the CBC. I live near Dearborn in Michigan, USA and have many Middle Eastern friends whom I am always asking "what can I do to help?". You, your mom and the rest of your family are to be praised for the efforts you make and for the courage you have to tell the truth. I want to help any way I can. I wish I could travel to your land and be of help to your people. My thoughts are with your family during these times of turmoil, I hate the pain and suffering I see in the news every day! You are very brave and I am glad that I have learned about you and your family; you give your people hope!

Dearborn, MI

7/23/2005 05:53:00 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

Our prayers are with you,

7/23/2005 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/23/2005 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH Thank God, Khalid is FREE!!!!

7/23/2005 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm very glad to hear you're freed from custody. Your mother's news is so welcome! Many people and other bloggers around the world have been concerned and wrote about your imprisonment.

Welcome back!

7/23/2005 06:33:00 PM  
Blogger Mad Canuck said...

Hey Khalid, glad to see you're out. Can't wait to read your next post... :)

7/23/2005 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

7/24/2005 02:40:00 AM  
Blogger Alexx said...

I'm so so so sorry someone broke into your house in Baghdad.

7/27/2005 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you would just take your time to know your way around, you could discover a lot of premium products and services being offered for free.

10/01/2005 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!

10/02/2005 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger Julian Silvain said...

Hey, I was searching blogs, and came onto yours, and I like it. I kinda landed here on accident while searching for something esle, but nice blog.. I got you bookmarked.

If you got time , go visit my site, it´s about mens male enhancement reviews. It pretty much covers mens male enhancement reviews and other similar topics available.

10/02/2005 04:14:00 AM  
Blogger musica said...

Great blog it really nice. To learn more about blogger visit
search engine position The best search engine position

10/02/2005 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muslim, converted or not! I find your blog provocative to read.Very amusing and funny. Honest to goodness blog from a young Middle Eastern man's point of view. I feel sorry for that burgler/thieves episode and the getting the water treatment filter across the check point is kinda hillarious and yeah..your damm right. These soldieers they should be back home enjoying what young people should be but instead they are stranded in some desert, perhaps in a War/Situation that they really don't understand.

1/06/2006 02:20:00 AM  
Blogger NonToxic Chuck said...

What exactly is a military tattoo?

9/25/2006 06:08:00 PM  
Blogger cape town accommodation said...

Cape Town Travel & Accommodation Guide. Book Hotels, Apartments, Villas, Car Hire & Tours.

12/18/2009 05:43:00 AM  
Blogger cape town accommodation said...

Cape Town is Africa's most sought after holiday travel destination. With mountains, winelands, stunning nightlife hotspots, the V&A Waterfront, Chapmans Peak and glorious beaches, this city is a must for any business traveller or holiday visitor.
Cape Town Hotels

5/17/2010 07:04:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Aside from our online booking system, at we pride
ourselves on finding the best deals on Cape Town Accommodation directly from a number of sources including private owners, property management
companies, partner agencies & more.
cape town holiday

7/16/2010 09:11:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home, The World's Blog Aggregator